What The Hell Is A Durkey or a Tuck?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many have asked the question...few know the answer.  It goes back to the age old philosophical quiz:

How much moonshine does it take for a duck and turkey to make love?

 

Answer:  A metric shitload.

And, for the record...they don't quack.