Patrick Star

Phlegm King

Doing Favors Around the World

 

 

 

It's just not advisable to have him to "favors" for you.  My last favor he did for me was to total a paid off car.  Logic being that since my car was a "Piece of Shit," totalling it was doing me "a favor."  Every day, for a year that I rode my bike to work, I reflected back on the favor with a smile of gratitude that went from ear to butthole, through all the mud-puddles, honking cars, downpours and each SUV I dodged before it smacked into me.  Thanks, Patrick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's odd that one might consider a vehicle that was clean, had a single dent and was completely paid off "a piece of shit."  One man's feces is another mans totally reliable form of paid off transportation.