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Durkey or Tuck?What The Hell Is A Durkey or a Tuck?












Many have asked the question...few know the answer.  It goes back to the age old philosophical quiz:

How much moonshine does it take for a duck and turkey to make love?


Answer:  A metric shitload.

Tuck or a Durkey?

And, for the record...they don't quack.